Natalia Vodianova by Paolo Roversi for Vogue Italia (September 2012
Saturday Night Live last night, the program once again ran a spoof Fox News Fox & Friends segment. As has become the standard, the end of the sketch featured a list of corrections from earlier in the broadcast. Check them all out below.
-Ukraine was not Frasier’s brother on the show Frasier.
-Game of Thrones is not an adult version of musical chairs.
-There is no such restaurant as “Ruth’s Chris Christie’s.”
-Jackson Browne is only one person.
-Malaysia is not the female version of Asia.
-Neal deGrasse Tyson does not own a sandwich shop named “Quizmos.”
-You can not abbreviate the Supreme Court to spell SCROTUM.
-Michelle Obama has never done porn.
-Hong Kong is a region in China. Not a video game from Nintendo.
-”Vaping” is not having sex with a vacuum cleaner.
-Michael Strahan isn’t leaving Live! to go be in Good Morning Vietnam.
-Crimea is not related to Queen Latifah.
-Pop-Tarts do not cause “splosions.”
-Boeing is a company. Not a sound effect.
-Pharrell is not a “stylish hand sanitizer.”
-Chicklets do not grow up to be roosters.
-Chris Christie was never in the show Three’s Company.
-Infinity pools have a limited amount of water.
-Garfunkle is not Garfield’s black cousin.
-The Chile Earthquake is not a bold new product from Dairy Queen.
-Don Cheadle does not appear if you say “Cheadlejuice” three times.
-Joe Biden’s office is only sometimes a’-rockin’.
-Lifesavers aren’t medicine.
-Captain Phillips is not a brand of rum.
-Marvin Gaye liked women.
-Nancy Pelosi is a human woman.
-God loves figs.
-Noah is not “found footage.”
-Captain America was never a U.S. president.
-The periodic table is not about “lady stuff.”